Easter Egg Mornin' (1991 TV Movie)

Bobby Goldsboro: Picasso 'Speedy' Cottontail

Quotes 

• Picasso 'Speedy' Cottontail : [nervously singing to the snake]  I've got the perfect thing to take my place... how about a bowl of carrots - in your face!

• Picasso 'Speedy' Cottontail : Hello, Owlbert! Yes, it's me! The one and only, Speedy Cottontail, artist and world traveler, loved by all!

  Owlbert : [yawns and looks bored]  I'm glad to see you're still as humble as ever.

• Picasso 'Speedy' Cottontail : [singing]  When you got to go a million miles, you might as well go in style. It may look kinda funny, but this Easter bunny likes to ride.

• Picasso 'Speedy' Cottontail : [after the tires on his Easter Eggs-press deflate from the weight of the ostrich egg]  It's no use. I hate to admit it, but the hens are right. Without their eggs, I'm just another rabbit.

  Owlbert : Looks like you're not doing too well, Picasso, and time is running out. Tomorrow is Easter, and you don't have a single egg.

  Picasso 'Speedy' Cottontail : I wish I could apologize to the hens, but - they probably won't even speak to me now!

  Owlbert : Aw, I think if you tell them, they'll listen.

• Picasso 'Speedy' Cottontail : Thanks for all your help, everybody! I couldn't have done it without you. Well, I'd better get going! See you next year!

• Picasso 'Speedy' Cottontail : [after he wobbles like crazy on the alligator's tongue and the eggs he tries to hold crack open to reveal baby alligators' heads]  These are baby alligators! And this is no carpet, it's a tongue! And - those aren't fence posts, they're teeth!

  [wails as he barely escapes the mother alligator's teeth] 

• Picasso 'Speedy' Cottontail : [staring in awe at the alligator eggs]  Wow! Look at all those beautiful eggs! And they aren't snake eggs.

  [calls echo] 

  Picasso 'Speedy' Cottontail : Hello... Hello... Hmn, sounds like they're asleep inside this cave. I know, I'll take some eggs and leave a note explaining everything. Whoever lives here won't mind because I'm the Easter bunny and everybody loves me!

• Picasso 'Speedy' Cottontail : Ladies, you were right. Without your eggs, I'm just another - *cool* bunny. Oh, I'll admit I'm a great artist, but - without your eggs, there's no Easter.

  Henrietta : No, Speedy, it's not our eggs that make Easter. It's *your* special way of painting them! And no one could deliver all those eggs except you!

• Picasso 'Speedy' Cottontail : [when he realizes that he's painted Owlbert's tie like an Easter egg]  Uh... sorry about that, Owlbert.

  Owlbert : Oh, that's all right, Speedy. That tie was a little busy, anyway.

• Picasso 'Speedy' Cottontail : [singing]  Sometimes we forget and treat them unkind, but good friends are special and so hard to find, and to say "I love you" would be easy to do if you try; so could I.