Secret Diary of a Secretary

James Avalon fails to put a personal stamp on this assembly-line Penthouse feature, but his craftsmanship results in a better result than most of the label's product. Similar to TV production, there's a limit to what an outside director can do with the well-oiled company format (and usual crew, not of the auteur's choosing).

Kagney Linn Carter is quite engaging as the hostess of this Penthouse Forum project, telling the viewer directly about each scene, related as based on readers' letters to the magazine. Cast lacks superstars, but all the femmes are talented and beautiful.

My favorite, as usual is Jenna Presley, cast as a lawyer who seduces delivery boy Kris Slater. Title is a bit misleading, but the stories are all about sex in the office.

Lexi Belle is delightful in a fairly smutty (dirty joke-styled) segment set in the copy room, replete with her climbing a ladder to get some toner, so that voyeur Danny Mountain gets an up-skirt view of the pussy he soon will be devouring.

Often teamed and busy-busy Marcus London and Tommy Gunn double-team Alanah Rae in a boardroom fantasy threesome for her, and her huge breasts. Kylee Reese has a more elaborate (and silly) fantasy of a woman's correlative of a gentleman's club, where she is dressed mannishly in a suit, smoking a cigar and humping bartender Marco Banderas in a role-reversal vignette (Banderas submissive for a change). In this scene a buxom, handsome older woman is also puffing on a cigar and acts as voyeuse until the scene really heats up and she exits - unfortunately as in most porn movies she goes uncredited because she does not get down and dirty like the rest of the cast.

Finale is familiar to Penthouse viewers, as our hostess plunges into a scene of her own, playing the title secretary who humps her boss Randy Spears amidst some lousy double entendres. Avalon also wrote the script and this was clearly a bread job, not among his best work.