19 reviews
There is really nothing endearing about this film.
Acting is weak - the script does not help though!
The scenes are not well connected.
It's just not worth wasting your time.
Acting is weak - the script does not help though!
The scenes are not well connected.
It's just not worth wasting your time.
- kirkjwootton
- Jul 27, 2021
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So am a big watcher of the UFC, thus Tito's name drew me in, so far only Bisping and Cynthia have made a go of acting , maybe Tito ? Yea great thought but NO, he was bleedin awfull , but then so was everyone else. The acting killed this flick, everything else was woth at least a 5, but one just did not care, the acting was that painful. Could not bear it to the end.
It got a 2 cos of the cool robot at the beginning.
It got a 2 cos of the cool robot at the beginning.
- vecna-81087
- Jul 27, 2021
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So bad you can't quit watching the train wreck. 3 out of ten just for sport. I had to fast forward through some of the movie because I couldn't take it. And now I'm just filling space because I have to use 150 characters.
I am not trying to give any spoilers but Tito Ortiz time in this movie was equivalent to a cameo. The acting was bad, the CGI was bad basically the whole thing was bad. Now the story plot well it was bad the way it was written. I can't say anymore without adding spoilers I will simply say with a good writer the plot could be made into a decent movie. You would need a better cast, director, producer and CGI experts. If you are reading this I will tell you save your time. This movie is awful on every single level do not waste your time even if you are bored. This would probably switch you from bored to mad or disgusted.
- lambgary444
- Mar 7, 2022
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I honestly have no words, but not in a exiting way in a way that watching this made me want to rip my hair out strand by strand this was equivalent or possibly worse than a high school film and almost every scene looked green screened with bad graphic and acting. I felt as if I was watching a sci-fi movie that had not been fully finished.
- mlandrum-68937
- Dec 31, 2021
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Well you went from one bad performance (octogon) to another one. I didn't think it was possible for movies to be this bad. Well you didn't disappoint. I'm guessing you're gonna come up with a thousand excuses why the movie was so bad. Your neck was hurting or your back was hurting or maybe even a bout of Hersey squirts??? We all know you are gonna have an excuse for yet another bad performance... I suggest you give your old buddy Chael a call and get a few pointers from him on how to put on a good performance. Great job dropping this robotic TURD! I would have a better time watching a stray dog drop a deuce than sit through this again.
- brett-76260
- Nov 26, 2021
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Help me please. I watched the first 15 minutes of this rubbish and I think my poor brain has been irrevocably damaged. Why oh why would anyone with half a brain produce such trash. I guess they were attempting to cash in on the Michael Bay production. Bad, bad,baaaadddd.
- sullacollina
- Jul 28, 2021
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This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen, sorry, let me correct myself: THE worst movie I've ever seen! The special effects couldn't fool anyone, there was very poor acting, poor script, and a basic storyline that thousands of movies have already made. Not recommending this to anyone...just wasted money I could have spent on a far better movie than this one...
- lbrewer-82333
- Dec 31, 2021
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The story is reallllly bad and full of holes.
The acting is quite extraordinarily bad.
The special effects do not seem believable one bit.
All the computer mumbo jumbo make no sense at all.
WORST MOVIE EVER.
The acting is quite extraordinarily bad.
The special effects do not seem believable one bit.
All the computer mumbo jumbo make no sense at all.
WORST MOVIE EVER.
- nicolasbenjamin-69350
- Dec 22, 2021
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A Direct from video to the outhouse. Production. This is what happens when the slow bus meets homeless bums and derelicts and they decide to 'put on a play' except far worse than can be imagined.
There is no amount of drugs, malt liquor, or cheap vodka that would make this entertaining.
It could line a bird cage but would probably kill the bird.
There is no amount of drugs, malt liquor, or cheap vodka that would make this entertaining.
It could line a bird cage but would probably kill the bird.
- beezar-66805
- Nov 26, 2021
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Stunning performance by Mr Tito Ortiz, his acting alone saved this film. For Tito to play such a complicated role this early in his career and completely hit the bullseye does say allot of what is to come. Future Oscar winner!
Yes, there is a B Movie - student movie feel, but there's alot of technological warfare that becomes outrageously imaginable. There are some endearing qualities in that the characters are very much everyday, ordinary, likeable people who are using skills and ingenuity to make it from one challenge to the next. Having to constantly ask themselves how to survive when circumstances become more and more inconceivable? If you like Transformers and /or playing video games this can be an alternative diversion . It's based on a book series by Daniel H. Wilson. Spotify has a podcast on the first 4 chapters.
I can only guess how the funding pitch went, but I'm guessing it was something like this:
Producer: MOM... Can I borrow your credit card? I want to make a movie about robots and hackers.
Mom: Ok son, be back before the street lights come on.
Producer: MOM... Can I borrow your credit card? I want to make a movie about robots and hackers.
Mom: Ok son, be back before the street lights come on.
- michellenelson-31669
- Aug 3, 2022
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But it's not so it's just bad.
Jessica Chancellor is the ony thing worth watching, on mute.
So bad even famed director Alan Smithee wouldn't put his name on this.
Jessica Chancellor is the ony thing worth watching, on mute.
So bad even famed director Alan Smithee wouldn't put his name on this.
- dcpdguy-83329
- Jul 30, 2022
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- howardmushi
- Jan 21, 2023
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You know it's bad when no Director is listed here. No director would I want her name associated with something this boring and poorly made. I think my high school theater class could've done a better job with our camcorder in the 90s. Just curious why they would even try and make something this bad.
- edblackham
- Jul 1, 2022
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I thought it would be bad but that new actor DeAgelo Davis is the cutest thing and he can act!!! I saw him in another Asylum movie and I thought he was great. The theme of the movie was super fun. It made me laugh and the graphics were so realistic!!!Great Summer Film!!!
- gospelicon
- Aug 3, 2021
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I thought the title was kind of funny, so I turned it on for a few minutes to see what it was about. As I watched it I was trying to determine if it's supposed to be a comedy, or if it is taking itself seriously. Surely this is comedy. Surely this is not supposed to be serious. I don't know, but stop calling me Shirley. No, it's certainly not meant to be funny like "Airplane". I also can't believe that the actors, the director, those doing special effects, etc., were trying to do something serious. I think it's more like "Sharknado". It's something that they know is so bad that it's funny. They don't need to worry about how bad the script, the acting, the direction, or the special effects are. In fact, the worse they are, the funnier it is. The entertainment is in how bad it is. It's like a train wreck, if a train wreck were funny. You can't look away. But, then again, that's only good for about ten minutes of entertainment; or, however long it takes you to type in a review on IMDB. Since I typed this on my phone, that was about fifteen minutes worth.
- ricky-00208
- Oct 2, 2023
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