Tamara Drewe (2010)

Gemma Arterton: Tamara Drewe

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• Andy Cobb : So what do you have to do to get a cup of tea around here?

  Tamara Drewe : Make it. Tea, sugar, fridge.

• Tamara Drewe : So, who are your influences?

  Ben Sergeant : Everyone asks that. I mean, what do you want me to say? Phil Collins? Animal from The Muppets?

• Andy Cobb : That why you're home, to flog it?

  Tamara Drewe : Yep.

  Andy Cobb : Make a nice second home for some banker wankers.

  Tamara Drewe : Look Andy, if you want it, why don't you just make me an offer?

  Andy Cobb : Because, sadly, I'm still prey to the economic forces that threw the peasant classes off the land.

  Tamara Drewe : Unlucky.

• Ben Sergeant : Everything you've heard about drummers is complete shit.

  Tamara Drewe : You mean they don't spontaneously combust?

• Tamara Drewe : We are getting married in the summer.

  Nicholas Hardiment : So I hear. My heartiest... commiserations, Tamara.

  Tamara Drewe : Merry Christmas... Nichol-arse.

• Tamara Drewe : [Getting out of her car in Ewedown]  What a dump.

• Glen McCreavy : Wow, this is a great old house.

  Tamara Drewe : Thanks. Do you want to buy it?

  Glen McCreavy : I'm not the property owning type. No, I prefer my life to fit in hand luggage.

• Andy Cobb : Tam. What the fuck have you done to your nose?

  Tamara Drewe : Oh, come on, Andy. Aliens came and took it.

• Tamara Drewe : You know, before I had the nose job I had no problem being taken seriously. Maybe, when they removed that bit of cartilage they pulled out my brain by mistake.

• Ben Sergeant : What am I, arm candy?

  Tamara Drewe : More like arm fungus with that face.