Bob Stephenson credited as playing...
Ronald • Bibendum Mike • Bibendum Sheriff
- Michelinman Mike: Oh, God. It was... you know what? You should come with us next time.
- Michelinman Mitch: No, man. I don't like zoos.
- Michelinman Mike: Aw, man. But the kids go apeshit for it.
- Michelinman Mitch: Yeah, well, I don't see my kids that much. Besides, it's depressing.
- Michelinman Mike: What? Getting up close to animals? I mean, where the hell else you going to get that close to a cheetah?
- Michelinman Mitch: Yeah, that cheetah can run like a motherfucker, but in a zoo, they ain't got enough room to hit second gear. I mean, it ain't like they're in their natural habitat.
- Michelinman Mike: Yeah, no shit, man. That's cause they'd be dead if they were in their natural habitat. These animals have been rescued. Usually injured or something in like the, you know the wild, or blind.
- Michelinman Mitch: No shit?
- Michelinman Mike: No shit.
- Michelinman Mitch: See? I didn't know that.
- Michelinman Mike: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
- Michelinman Mitch: That's even more depressing. That's what I'm talking about. A blind ass cheetah bumping into trees and shit. That shit's fucked up.
- Michelinman Mike: I didn't say the cheetah was blind.
- Michelinman Mitch: Well then what's blind?
- Michelinman Mike: N-nothing's blind. It's just an example.
- Michelinman Mitch: Well then that's a fucked up example of some shit right there, man. That's what I'm talking about. Blind cheetahs and shit.