- Eric: You know how you have to go to the staff loos by going down to the basement? Got tired of doing that. So I just started pising in Oasis bottles, 'cause you know that big rim, no spillage. I stuck 'em all in my locker and I kept on saying like "Just empty it. Empty it." Then manager caught me with like eighteen bottles of piss in there. I tried to say it was apple juice, but he was like, "Nah that's piss. I can smell it." "Uh yeah it is piss."
- Nathan: You cool? 'Coz if you gonna freak out, I'mma sling a sign on you and call it performance art.
- Yas: [to Gia] You tricked him into believing that he'd found a person that wanted to get to know him, like properly, and instead of realizing what a gift
- [pounds table for dramatic effect]
- Yas: that was, someone baring their actual soul to you, you got scared; and so you clicked reset and moved on with the closest and least complicated option.
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