The acting was so bad ... stilted, unnatural, overdone by every actor, so if that is what the director wanted and/or accepted, that's a big issue.
The script was heavy-handed and the physical comedy wasn't funny. Oh, I have to whisper because of this wedding, despite the fact I've been talking at normal volume and it's been fine, because I'm 60 feet away. Oops, I bumped into the waiter with a tray of glasses and everyone turned around. So, of course, I don't apologize to him. Instead, I'll yell my apologies to the wedding. And then interrupt them a second time. That should be funny!
The characters were all one-dimensional.
How did they get Drew Seeley, who has been in movies before, to be in this mess?
I want my 9 minutes back.
