- Truly Happygirl: I'll do anybody. Well, a guy's gotta be a 2 out of 10.
- Virginia: On what scale?
- Truly Happygirl: 1 out of 10 being dead. I have a friend who works at the mortuary, but I won't go there.
- Virginia: What's 2 out of 10?
- Truly Happygirl: Breathing.