Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros

Name: Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros
Genre: Comedy
Released: 2010-03-02
Duration: 1 h 22 min
Rating: 4.3
Cast: Christine Nguyen, Heather Vandeven, Rebecca Love

TV Movie
2010
Unrated
1h 22m

IMDb RATING

4.3/10

425

YOUR RATING

Christine Nguyen and Heather Vandeven in Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros (2010)

Parody Raunchy Comedy Comedy

Dr. Bikini Jones is on the hunt for the lost Temple of Eros. Using a golden idol as her guide, she searches the wild land of Moronica.Dr. Bikini Jones is on the hunt for the lost Temple of Eros. Using a golden idol as her guide, she searches the wild land of Moronica.Dr. Bikini Jones is on the hunt for the lost Temple of Eros. Using a golden idol as her guide, she searches the wild land of Moronica.

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IMDb RATING

4.3/10

425

YOUR RATING

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Trivia
There is a heavily edited version of this movie (40+ minutes cut), streaming under the title, Cruella's Castle. All the sex and nudity, except for one brief shot of boobs, are cut out.

Quotes
Evilla Cruella: I want that idol. It's mine by right of my ancestry!
Drago: Perhaps, but I thought you were from Hobokin.
Evilla Cruella: Hobokin? Well, my grandpa did settle there, but my real destiny is the empire of Moronica.
Drago: Yes, of course. This is all very unfortunate.
Evilla Cruella: I entrusted my spies to bring me my idol. We had it, but it slipped away. And I want it back.
Drago: How can we help you achieve your goals, mistress?
Evilla Cruella: I must have that idol. It alone has the location of the Temple of Eros. With it, I can acquire the Tiara of Ayesha and rule all of Moronica.
Drago: And then you will be the supreme empress of Moronica.
Evilla Cruella: Suits me well, don't you think?
Drago: It does, indeed.
Evilla Cruella: Then get me that idol! I don't care how you do it, or by what means! Just bring it back to me.
Drago: I understand that Dr. Jones, the eminent archaeologist, has it in her possession.
Evilla Cruella: Then you know what to do. Rally your spies in America, and bring me that idol!
Drago: At your command.
[walks out of the room]
Evilla Cruella: [raises her clenched fist] I will have that idol, or else!
[laughs wickedly with an evil smile]

Connections
Edited into Videoverse: Mixtape (2023)

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Featured review

8/10

High quality for the genre

Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros is a surprisingly high quality entry for the genre of softcore movies. Retromedia's softcore releases typically have a little bit more in the way of things like special effects, which I think help to sell the movie as being more than just a pure skin flick, and this is no exception.

The overall plot, writing, and gags were better than average. I admired the scope of the film, as too many softcore fall into the trap of it just being some drama in a nice mansion. Having the more sci-fi and green screened type sets really adds to the scope and makes it feel a bit higher budget than it probably really is.

The talent in this one is quite good as well. Christine Nguyen is great in the lead role, funny and cute as usual. Rebecca Love brings some wonderful and needed extra busty flavor to the cast, and is admirable for being one of the few actresses from the hardcore end of the business that seems to really enjoy the acting roles of softcore.

Brynn Tyler was cute enough, but I'm not a big fan of most hardcore girls in softcore and she didn't particularly stand out to me.

Ted Newsom was especially funny in the ending part. The man certainly must not be insecure.

Heather Vandeven is gorgeous as the villain, though the scene between her and Frankie Cullen was a little strange as they looked like they were going to choke each other the entire time. Also, Frankie's "UGH!" was pretty hilarious.

On the other hand, I think the scene between Christine and Frankie in the examination room was the stand out of the movie by far. As many softcore fans have noted before, they seem to have good chemistry and almost all of their scenes are exceptional.