Before writing a review, or anything for that matter, learn how to use punctuation. I implore you. You let a sentence run on, and on, and on and on! Misuse of a dash is not only offensive, but lazy. Next time try a semicolon. By the way, do you know what an ellipsis is? I'm glad you don't or else you would have slandered that graceful piece of punctuation as well. This review will likely not be posted. However, I hope it does, I really do. And yes, I know I just ended a sentence with a preposition. Wait... never mind. My time is more valuable than to let it go to waste giving some charlatan a phonics lesson. Just know writing these words satisfied me in an almost inappropriate way. Thank you; my existence is now justified.
