Armie Hammer credited as playing...
Illya
- Illya Kuryakin: [as Solo cracks a safe] Did you disable the alarm?
- Napoleon Solo: There's no alarm on the 307.
- [alarm immediately begins wailing]
- Illya Kuryakin: ...Loving your work, Cowboy.
- [Solo and Kuryakin meet after spending a night in their hotel rooms]
- Napoleon Solo: [shows him electronic bugs] These. Are. Russian-made.
- Illya Kuryakin: One moment.
- [leaves and returns]
- Illya Kuryakin: [shows him electronic bugs] These. Are. American-made. And very low-tech.
- Napoleon Solo: [telling Kuryakin to let himself get mugged] Take it like a pussy.
- Illya Kuryakin: This is NOT the Russian way.
- Illya Kuryakin: [about having to get mugged] A Russian architect would have fought them, a Russian agent would have killed them!
- Gaby Teller: [Illya checking tracker on Gaby's garter] What are you doing down there?
- Illya Kuryakin: Trying not to get lost.
- Illya Kuryakin: [as Uncle Rudi is being electrocuted in the other room] Looks like he fixed the short.
- Napoleon Solo: Damn. I left my jacket in the other room.
- Napoleon Solo: I absolutely hated working with you, Peril.
- Illya Kuryakin: You're a terrible spy, Cowboy.
- Uncle Rudi: I am a traditionalist, I will get the pliers. Have you anything to say?
- Napoleon Solo: I never thought I'd be glad to see you.
- Illya Kuryakin: [behind Rudi] You need help, Cowboy?
- Illya Kuryakin: Napoleon Solo, the CIA's most effective agent.
- Napoleon Solo: Illya Kurakin: KGB, the youngest member to join and pass in three years.
- Illya Kuryakin: You're trembling...
- Gaby Teller: That's because I'm scared!
- Illya Kuryakin: It's going to be okay.
- [Kuryakin prepares a wardrobe for Gaby]
- Napoleon Solo: It won't match.
- Illya Kuryakin: It doesn't have to match.
- Illya Kuryakin: I was briefed on your criminal career. Your balls are on the end of a very long leash, held by a very short man.
- Napoleon Solo: I wonder if it was your father's shame that gave you such drive... Or was it your mother's reputation? I understand that she was extremely popular amongst your father's friends...
- [a drunk Gaby annoys Illya]
- Illya Kuryakin: [to Gaby] Don't make me put you over my knee...
- Gaby Teller: So you don't want to dance... but you do want to wrestle.
- [cut to Gaby and Illya fighting]
- [Illya tries to put a ring on Gaby]
- Gaby Teller: We may be engaged, but I'm my own woman! Besides, I don't have a ring! It was stolen, remember?
- Illya Kuryakin: A good Russian husband would go out early and got his fiancée a new ring, as soon as he could.
- Illya Kuryakin: [as Gaby is getting drunk and dancing] You're not in East German Chop Shop anymore!
- Gaby Teller: Still no drink?
- Illya Kuryakin: Don't make me put you over my knee!
- Gaby Teller: So you don't want to dance, but you do want to wrestle.
- Illya Kuryakin: No I did not say th-
- [Gaby rushes and tackles Illya]
- Illya Kuryakin: Why is there radiation suit in closet, in a satellite factor?
- [discovers a switch to a secret passage]
- Illya Kuryakin: Did you deactivate alarm?
- Napoleon Solo: Model 70-10 doesn't have an alarm.
- [Alarm blaring.]
- Illya Kuryakin: Loving your work, cowboy.