- Duane: Hey Sam, you ever check to see how many folks you serve in one night?
- Sam Doonby: Yes I have.
- Archie: How do you keep count?
- Sam Doonby: Simple. Count the legs, divide by four.
- Sheriff Woodley: You gotta tell me what you use for aftershave, 'cuz every woman in this town seems to have the hots for you.
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