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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

Bill Walter: Hey, no hard feelings, right?
Rodrick Heffley: Hey, Bill, you know what? After tonight, you're out of the band!
Bill Walter: What?
Rodrick Heffley: That's rock and roll, bro.

Susan Heffley: My computer is supposed to be for homework only. You lied to me. And you know how I feel about that.
Greg Heffley: Mom, from now on, I'll be 100% honest.

Susan Heffley: What did I say about being civil to one another? That's all I asked of you!
[as time passes]
Susan Heffley: Well, you have blown it big time! Never been more embarrassed! Everyone we know was there!
[sobbing]
Susan Heffley: I have no idea how I'm gonna write a column this week. I feel like a complete fraud! Well, you brought this on yourselves. You can kiss Rockin' Rapids good-bye. You two will stay here together all weekend and work out your differences. And if you don't, I will. And trust me, you don't want any part of that. Do you understand?
Rodrick Heffley: Yes.
Greg Heffley: Yes.
Rodrick Heffley: Yes.
Susan Heffley: All right, let's go.
[Susan, Frank and Manny leave the house]

Greg Heffley: [Rodrick closes basement door behind Greg] Rodrick, help! The door's closed!
Rodrick Heffley: Yeah, and it's staying closed. I don't need a middle-schooler ruining my party.
Greg Heffley: What? I thought it was our party!
Rodrick Heffley: It's my party. Now keep quiet or I'll lock you in the dryer!
Greg Heffley: [bangs on the door] Rodrick!
Rodrick Heffley: [mocking] Greg!

Rodrick Heffley: [answers phone] Hello?
Susan Heffley: Rodrick, it's Mom. Is everything okay? It took a long time for you to answer.
Rodrick Heffley: Yeah, everything's fine. I was just washing dishes.
Susan Heffley: Okay, honey. Well, I just wanted to check in and say I love you, and I'm sorry I was so harsh earlier.
Rodrick Heffley: No problem, bye.
Susan Heffley: Now let me say good night to Greg.
Rodrick Heffley: Greg? Oh... He can't. He's asleep. I don't want to wake him.
Greg Heffley: No, I'm not. I'm right here. Hi, Mom. Hi Rodrick.
Susan Heffley: Hi, sweetie. Is everything okay? Why were you sleeping so early?
Greg Heffley: Well, actually, I wasn't sleeping. I'm down in the basement.
Rodrick Heffley: The basement? What the heck are you doing down there? Wouldn't you rather be up here with me?
Greg Heffley: Yeah, I would, Rodrick. Why don't you come down and get me? Now.
Susan Heffley: [to Frank] I think they're trying to get along.
Frank Heffley: Huh? That's good. Good, honey.
Rodrick Heffley: Okay. Everything's cool here, right, Greg?
[unlocks basement door]
Greg Heffley: [grabs Rodrick's arm for the phone] Yeah, Mom. And I have your number if I need you.
Susan Heffley: Okay, sweeties. Well, we'll see you tomorrow. Good night.

Greg Heffley: [narrating] On weekends, I try to stay as far away from my brothers as possible. But on Sunday morning, I have no choice.
[Greg and his family step out of the car once they arrived at the church]
Manny Heffley: Poopy!
Greg Heffley: Huh?
[Greg looks down at his pants]
Susan Heffley: [offscreen] Greg! It looks like he has a candy bar on there.
[camera points to candy bar on the car seat]
Greg Heffley: Manny!
[Rodrick puts candy wrapper in his pocket]
Susan Heffley: Frank, you're gonna have to do something.
Frank Heffley: Yeah. I'll get a rag.
[wipes off the candy bar stain as much as possible]
Greg Heffley: Dad, stop it!
Frank Heffley: Hold still! All right, let me see.
[looks at stain mostly rubbed off]
Frank Heffley: You're fine. Can't even tell.
[he puts rag in the car. Greg saw that Holly was also going to church]
Greg Heffley: I'm not going in with a poop stain on my pants.
Susan Heffley: Okay, well, you can't skip church.
Greg Heffley: No, I'm not going in like this.
Susan Heffley: Fine.

Frank Heffley: [voice on answering machine] Hi. You've reached the Heffley residence. Please leave a message.
Susan Heffley: [leaving voicemail on answering machine] Hey, guys. Manny's sick. We're on our way home. See you in an hour.

Rodrick Heffley: [feeling disappointed] I should be rehearsing by now.
Greg Heffley: Please, grandpa. Please, can we watch a real tv show, now?
Grandpa: TV is just a bunch of fakers. This is real life. It's real life you can't beat it. How's about we all go down to the games room? You boys like games, don't you?

Minister: Please be seated.
[people sit]
Minister: Let me just say how gratifying it is to see so many smiling faces here today. Mothers and fathers...

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