- Bella: Dad, I was wondering, why didn't you ever get married after Mom?
- Charlie: Well, actually, I almost did, sweetheart. His name was Frank. He had the hottest 8-pack I'd ever seen in my life. He loved tennis as much as I did, and on the weekends we'd go to Palm Springs, get one of those rooms with two queens for $69.69. We'd go antiquing, take the sky tram, ass-hump...
- Bella: Oh, gross, Dad. Why don't you just tell me about the sky tram?
- Charlie: Of course. "Sky Tram" is when I get nude and stand on the bed, he lies on the floor and jerks off, and if he shoots a load in the air and I catch it in my mouth, we both yell out, "SKY TRAM!"
- [squeals]
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