Jozef K. Richards credited as playing...
Johnny Mason
- Walter Romero: What were you doing in there?
- Johnny Mason: I... I was pooping.
- Walter Romero: Oh, well I suppose your poop smells like marijuana, ey?
- Johnny Mason: Yeah. Yes. Mhm.
- Johnny Mason: If you need me to buy you beer, man, I can do that. Seriously.
- Walter Romero: That's ok.
- Johnny Mason: Seriously, brah.
- Walter Romero: I don't really need any beer. My dad works for a brewery so I don't really need any help in that department, thanks.
- Johnny Mason: What brewery?
- Walter Romero: I don't know, Duff or something.
- Johnny Mason: What the hell? That is from The Simpsons.
- Lucio: I'm not feeling too well.
- Johnny Mason: You take anything?
- Lucio: Just some Vicodin and PCP.
- Johnny Mason: Oh, dude, you're fine.
- Mayor Kimball: Oh, Miss Hollywood, are you okay?
- Mandy Hollywood: I'm feeling better now that I have some weed in me. I feel loose!
- Mayor Kimball: Oh, well... Have more! Have as much as your heart desires! Go ahead...
- Johnny Mason: Dude, I don't have that much...
- Mayor Kimball: You give her everything you got you Eminem-looking son of a bitch!
- Walter Romero: Johnny, I want you to stay. I dragged you out here, you don't need to come with me. Please! Don't make this any harder than it has to be. You're staying.
- Johnny Mason: I wasn't even planning on leaving.