- Chris Redfield: [Results Screen after defeating Wesker] You're finished, Wesker! You're not a God - you're a joke.
- Deadpool: [after defeating Pheonix Wright] Justice has been served! No, I don't know how. Just roll with it, okay, people?
- Shuma-Gorath: [after defeating Ghost Rider] The power of Hell is of no concern to the lord of chaos.
- Captain America: [after defeating Spencer] Metal parts don't make a man. It's what's inside that counts!
- Iron Man: This armor knows your next move before you do, Steve.
- Captain America: I'm not gonna lose to some pampered punk like you.
- Dormammu: [after defeating Dante] As you can see, not all demons are created equal. Stick to fighting Mundus, boy.
- Ryu: Spiders. I hate spiders.
- Spider-Man: You got a black belt in stupid if you think you can beat me.
- Deadpool: [Deadpool grabs the camera and talks to the player] Hey! Yeah, you! I'm down here bustin' my ass while you sit on yours watching me jump around? How is that fair?