Imogen Poots credited as playing...
Ellie
- Preppy Guy: I need a drink too. I'll get you a drink too.
- Ellie: Honestly what if I enjoy the drink. What happens then?
- Preppy Guy: I'd love to hear what you think happens then.
- Ellie: I'll tell you what happens then we go play beer pong with your two roommates until I end up back at yours in Murray hill.
- Preppy Guy: Yeah, that's right how'd you know that.
- Ellie: Yeah then I have to listen to your roommate have sex with Hilary, or Emily or whatever the girl's name is, until we fall asleep. And then a year later we're still playing beer pong in the same bars with your friends except now you feel pressured to get married and have kids because you think that's what I want.
- Jason: Then in the summers you drive up to the Hampton to meet his parents wondering the whole ride if they're going to think your pretty enough.
- Ellie: Smart.
- Jason: Wondering the whole ride if they're going to think you're smart enough.
- Ellie: Because no one is and then we have to drink shitty chardonnay.
- Jason: At a shitty garden party.
- Ellie: And have shitty conversations.
- Jason: About shitty people.
- Ellie: With his shitty mother.
- Jason: Who let's face it doesn't think you're smart enough.
- Ellie: Pretty.
- Jason: Let's face it, doesn't think you're pretty enough.
- Ellie: Because no one is.
- Jason: No one ever will be.
- Preppy Guy: What's all that shit, I'm just talking about a drink.
- Jason: Yeah, but it wasn't just a drink though, was it.
- Ellie: It was a marriage proposal.
- Preppy Guy: Woah marriage , nah. It was a vodka soda. Alright fuck you guys then.
- [preppy guy walks away]
- Jason: Drink?
- Ellie: Yep.