- Marcus: I won't make a mistake again.
- Carmen 'Carmy' Berzatto: Yeah, you will. But not 'cause you're you, just 'cause shit happens. I started a fryer fire the night after I won Food & Wine's Best New Chef; nearly burned the place down.
- Marcus: For real?
- Carmen 'Carmy' Berzatto: For real. This weird thing happens too; you have this minute where you're watching the fire and you're thinking, "If I don't do anything, this place will burn down and all of my anxiety will go away with it."
- Marcus: And then you put the fire out.
- Carmen 'Carmy' Berzatto: Then you put the fire out.
- Neil Fak: And this one time, when I was a kid, I thought I saw a dragon.
- Richard 'Richie' Jerimovich: Just pay attention! Don't strip the thread.
- Neil Fak: I'm not stripping the thread. Stop trying to fuck me!
- Richard 'Richie' Jerimovich: I'm not trying to fuck you, bro.
- Neil Fak: Dude, it's a human resources offense, dude.
- Richard 'Richie' Jerimovich: Oh yeah? Guess what. You're looking at Human Resources.
- Neil Fak: Really?
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