Transformers: The Ride - 3D

Inspired by the outrageously fun Amazing Spider-Man, Transformers the Ride takes good pieces and puts together a squinting experience through a 4D simulation of mechanics on LSD. The box of hell in Universal Studios, could've been put to way better use with a batman or Indiana jones ride. It won't last and I don't know how people can walk out of it with stable eyes and direction. I needed an antidote in the of the Simpsons. The opposite. 2D experience, a stable seat, and smooth fun. The moment you are shot through that robots sunction mouth of hell, my eyes bled from the inside. Now I love universal more than anything, I could live there. It's 98% magic and 2% transformers. Trek to Harry Potter and let your imagination fume, but pass on the headache I'm still trying to recover. Get the message out. People need to know.