Tom, after finding "John Among-Us" discovers that the mafia actually owns all of Canada. He thinks this is very cool and joins the mafia.
Tom betrays the mafia and joins the secret service to defeat the mafia
Tom resigns from the secret service and becomes a target for the mafia.
Tom and his sister get together and find a new toy to use
A Gay man finds tom and they get married and adopt two children named Anna and Clare.
Tom wants to meet up with their long lost brother who fell in a hole when they were younger. his brother is named hole. but his brother was a hole plot from the hole mole mafia (teamed with actual mafia) to make tom fall into a big hole.
Tom accidentally time travels 15 years into the future and falls in love with his daughter and gets her pregnant. He manages to get back to the past.
Tom becomes a child kidnapper and traps 14 kids in his basement to re-create Macbeth.
Tom bombs a library and steals the remains of the books to make a shrine for among us but is caught by the secret service and makes an excuse that he hates reading and thinks no one should read.
Tom's crimes are seen by the Mafia so they find him and try to seduce him to convince him to join their secret division of gay men, he accepts.
Tom's first mission in the gay men division is to have some fun with Prince Andrew leading to Tom being the prime suspect in a Prince Andrew conspiracy.
Tom failed his first Prince Andrew mission and is kicked out of the mafia. In anger he eats a cucumber and becomes addicted to it and has to go to therapy where he meets "John Among-Us" again who was released from prison last week.
Tom battles his cucumber addiction to fight "John Among-Us" and manages to put him back in prison for a hate speech against Tom.
In this prequel episode it is revealed tom and his sister adopted each other when they were younger and then that lead to their marriage. his sister became trans (her name is Sis-Ter)
Tom finds out about a secret mafia mission to eat him alive so he becomes a cannibal himself
Tom wants a new pet and wants it to be a crab with too many claws so he can sell it for a profit.
Tom wants a laptop so he can watch the series named among us and have some fun whilst doing it
The mafia wants toms slime so they make a video games convincing him to hand it over.
Tom finds a Dog and eats it and becomes john wick but is shot and sent to hell.
Tom meets the devil and bribes him with his dead dogs soul so he can go back to earth. The devil says on one condition. he becomes a prostitute