[first lines]
Mike J: [still hearing the knocking on his front door] I don't think they're going to give up, Film Brain.
Film Brain: Symbolism!
Mike J: [gets up to answer the door] OK, OK, I'm coming.
[looks through the peephole to see it's "The Nostalgia Critic" and opens the door for "him"]
Mike J: Nostalgia Critic! It's really you! Nice to meet you. Well, you've certainly got bigger boobs than I was expecting. Why don't you come in? I'm doing a review. Come on, come in, come in.
["The Nostalgia Critic" enters and the two enter the living room]
Mike J: Right then, how about a drink? Um, OK, um, do you want to sit down?
[shoves the Film Brain puppet off the sofa]
Mike J: Fuck off, you!
[sits "The Nostalgia Critic" down on the sofa]
Mike J: There you are.
[sits down next to "The Nostalgia Critic"]
Mike J: So Nostalgia Critic, do you want to help me review Ace Ventura Jr.?
["The Nostalgia Critic" doesn't say anything as Mike looks at the camera]
Mike J: I'll take that as a yes.
