Planet of the Vampire Women

A crew of mostly female intergalactic pirates pull off a daring heist on a floating casino space station. The pirates elude capture by the police by landing their spaceship on an uninhabited planet.

I appreciate the cheese, I appreciate the terrible special effects and I appreciate the semi-homage to "Planet of the Vampires". But overall, this film just did not hold my interest, relying more on topless women to carry it than any sort of plot. The characters were not all that likable (besides Miranda) and not even casting Cuba Gooding, Jr. saved it.

The biggest problem seems to be the lack of music. The chase sequences seem slower and more boring than they are because no music takes us with them. As my friend said, it is like watching someone else play video games. It should be a little more than that. After TFO wowed me with "Bikini Beach", they just did not seem to have a second stunner in them (yet).