Have a Little Faith

Rabbi Albert Lewis: Did God make trees?

Mitch: Yeah.

Rabbi Albert Lewis: Why trees? Why not a tree? I mean, he's God. What he makes is perfect. So, why not one perfect tree for the whole earth? Instead, he gave us the oak, the spruce, the elm, the redwood.

Mitch: Right.

Rabbi Albert Lewis: So, maybe faith is the same. Many trees, the branches all going to Him.

Mitch: Have you looked at the world lately? The trees are all attacking each other.

Rabbi Albert Lewis: That's not faith, that's hate.

Mitch: Engaged in the name of a religion.

Rabbi Albert Lewis: And wrongly! Thou shall not kill. Honor thy neighbor. If I mean these things, and the other guy means these things, what do you get?

Mitch: ...Peace on earth.

Rabbi Albert Lewis: You get orange juice. The big one. I have a coupon.