- Jackson Brodie: [Reggie saved Brodie's life, & likened it to Kevin Costner saving Morgan Freeman's life in "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves". Brodie opens his front door to find...] Morgan Freeman.
- Reggie: No. You're Morgan Freeman. I'm Kevin Costner.
- Jackson Brodie: How did you get my address, Mr Costner?
- Reggie: I found this postcard
- [as she pulls it out]
- Reggie: in your old clothes, when I was throwin' 'em away. What's Marlee doin' in New Zealand? Is she on holiday?
- Jackson Brodie: Mind your own bloody business. Didn't happen to see my wallet while you were goin' through my pockets did ya? or my phone?
- Reggie: I told you in the hospital: I'm not a thief. I'm a nanny. Well, I was at school, but I'm still studyin'. I want to go to University. But I'm a nanny now, as a sort of temporary, narrow definition. Dr Hunter doesn't even really like the word.
- Jackson Brodie: Don't feel you're responsible for me
- Reggie: I'm not. You're responsible for me. I'm Kevin Costner.
- Jackson Brodie: [gives up & let's Reggie in] Is that the only film you've seen?
- Reggie: I'm more of a reader. I read very widely.