The Angry Birds Movie (2016)

Peter Dinklage: Mighty Eagle

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Quotes 

• Mighty Eagle : MIGHTY EAGLE!

  [Mighty Eagle smashes into the Piggies castle, but clumsily lands and smashes his head on the golden pot] 

  Red : [Runs over to Mighty Eagle]  Mi... Mighty Eagle... Mighty Eagle, wake up

  [Slaps Mighty Eagle's eye with his tongue] 

  Red : , come on... augh, you've got bad breath...

  Mighty Eagle : I can sleep late, Ma. It's not a school day!

• [from trailer] 

  Red : If anyone knows what these pigs are up to, it's Mighty Eagle.

  Chuck : [gasps]  It's Mighty Eagle's Lake of Wisdom!

  [Chuck and Bomb play in the lake] 

  Red : Get out of there!

  [Chuck spits the water into Bomb's mouth] 

  Red : Don't spit in his mouth!

  [Bomb spits the water back into Chuck's mouth] 

  Red : No, don't spit it back! Uh, don't swallow it.

  [Chuck swallows the water] 

  Red : Auh!

  [Mighty Eagle comes out of his cave as Red, Chuck and Bomb hide behind a rock and Mighty Eagle does a pose] 

  Red : Oh, wow, it's him.

  [as Mighty Eagle finishes posing, he starts to pee in the lake] 

  Mighty Eagle : Aaahhhhh...

  [Bomb and Chuck look strangely at the lake] 

  Red : Oh, man.

  [Bomb pretends to throw up] 

  Chuck : No, no, no. Ack!

  Bomb : Wahahahaha!

  [Chuck scrubs the water off his mouth with a rock, then Mighty Eagle finishes peeing as he feels relaxed] 

  Red : Horrible turn of events, horrible.

• Red : Mighty Eagle fly us down there now!

  Mighty Eagle : No.

  Red : I'm sorry what?

  Mighty Eagle : I don't do that anymore. I'm retired. Mostly just tired.

• Red : Hey you know what? I used to believe in you. When I was a kid I believed nothing really bad could ever happen because you were here. And now i see the fate of the world hangs on idiots like me. And that sir is sort of terrifying.

  Mighty Eagle : It's time for you to go.

  Red : You know it's really upsetting to me that you're the only bird who can fly and you're to afraid to do it.