Mon, Feb 1, 2010
This week we got a golden ticket that sent our heroes, Dominic Moschitti, Paul Ritchey and Nick Murphy, into their favorite movie video game. When I use the word "favorite" to describe this, I don't mean something that is treated or regarded with special liking. No, when I say "favorite" I mean something that we will barely remember and will eventually grow to hate. Kind of like an ex-girlfriend that you dated in high school. Yes I'm talking about you Michelle. You will always be my "Last Action Hero."
Sun, Feb 7, 2010
Today on Continue? - Dominic Moschitti, Paul Ritchey and Nick Murphy venture into the wild world of...Demonhead. That's probably not right, but go with it. We are tasked with hunting down 7 governors...in order to have a wish granted. You know, these old Nintendo RPG plots sound more and more like Dragonball every week. Well, at least the cover has a buff dude saving a totally hot chick. That's something we can get behind.
Tue, Mar 2, 2010
Today on Continue? - Dominic Moschitti, Paul Ritchey and Nick Murphy pretend to be the Hanson Brothers. Not the Hanson Brothers. They also try to perfect the Knuckle Puck. Can the Miracle on Ice happen again? Ok. I think I've run out of hockey movie references. So... yeah. We play a hockey game. Wait, wait, wait... Flying V.
Wed, Mar 17, 2010
Today on Continue? - Dominic Moschitti, Paul Ritchey and Nick Murphy act like total idiots. No surprise there. But what they are playing is a fantastic game from Blizzard called The Lost Vikings. Those vikings are kind of like us. Each of us is good at one thing and we have hot wives with big boobs. Also, we love pillaging.
Fri, Mar 26, 2010
Today on Continue? - Dominic Moschitti, Jonathan Cooper (in for Paul Ritchey) and Nick Murphy play some roundball. That's what the kids are calling it these days, right? I wish I knew more about basketball so I could whip out some funny lines about the game. Remember that time that Michael Jordan played basketball against those aliens? Or how about when Juwanna Mann got kicked out of the NBA and had to play in the WNBA? Then Rudy won the game... the basketball game. That happened. But seriously, we play NBA Jam TE on Playstation.
Thu, Apr 8, 2010
We've all seen First Knight, starring Richard Gere as Lancelot and some old, nameless coot as King Arthur. What more of the story is there to tell that Jerry Zucker did not plunge into in his masterful period piece? Plenty, apparently, and the place to hear the story is on Sega. By playing a game called Legend of Galahad. A game that doesn't even appear to have story, but it is there, man. Oh it is there if you are driven to find it. There are layers man...layers. Like some Mexican dip that beckons you from a picnic table across a yard at your friend's BBQ. You know you probably shouldn't eat anymore because each chip you consume has about 2000 calories of sour cream and refried beans. You just keep on eating, though, because you are on a mission. That's what Legend of Galahad is like, but not at all because the game is actually pretty suck. And there is nary a refried bean to be found. And that's a damned shame.