John Pinette credited as playing...
Self
- John Pinette: If you want to know where the gluten-free stuff is, look for a gentleman with a gun in his mouth.
- John Pinette: Vegans go to the store, and they buy 50-pound bags of almonds, and they make it into stuff they wish they could eat. They don't have a stove. They have a Play-Doh Fun Factory.