Please Make Me Lesbian 22

Since she's under contract to GIrlfriends Films, it's not surprising that the label devoted this showcase to her, but that decision prove to be ill-advised. The knee-jerk impulse to cash in results in over 3 hours of Syren on screen, wearing out her welcome.

Three of the four scenes pair her with huge-breasted women, certainly pleasing to all of us big-tit fans. But the content is repetitious, especially when Siren keeps repeating her familiar "forced-orgam" techniques on the willing co-stars.

The other segment pairs Serene with the unusual-looking but talented Kendra James, here pointlessly sporting blonde hair instead of her trademark redhead look. Their scene is dumb, as they've met up in the kitchen as a party continues in the other rooms -director B. Skow has no other players or extras on screen so one has to imagine the "party" entirely. Siren easily seduces Kendra, ho-hum.

In fact, Skow abandons entirely the premise of this series. It began with soap opera stories and recurring characters with interesting story lines, but now it's irrelevant -just four sex scenes strung together.

McKenzie Lee's scene is ridiculous, saved only by Lee's professionalism and that fabulous body of hers that has propelled her toward the top of the MILF charts. She keeps getting visited by neighbor Serene, who reports other neighbors' getting on Lee's case for not keeping her front yard properly groomed and landscaped.

It turns out that since Lee's husband abandoned her, she's broke and running out of options. Siren cheers her up via lesbian seduction, but the dialogue and acting is poor.

Even worse is the first vignette, which makes no sense -might as well as been 100% gonzo. It dwells at first on big woman Emily Addison (big butt and big tits) showing off her figure while taking a bath. Serene chats with her mindlessly about some guy, then gets into the bath with her and making her an instant lesbian.

Final segment stars Russian actress Victoria Lobov, very impressive at age 50 in the bigger than life mode. She's a big star of late in gonzo crap, yet this is apparently her first mainstream porn feature.

Once more, the scene makes no sense, just Lobov resisting seduction by Serene for a while, then giving in and going gonzo. Director Skow seems to have forgotten all about such niceties as believable seduction and having his performers stay in character.