Robert Capron: Rowley Jefferson
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Rowley Jefferson : I did promise my mom we wouldn't go on any scary rides.
Greg Heffley : But Rodrick says you haven't lived until you've been on the Cranium Shaker.
Girl at Cranium Shaker #1 : Have you ever been on this ride?
Girl at Cranium Shaker #2 : It's way scary.
Girl at Cranium Shaker #1 : Did you hear what happened on it last summer? Well, my brother knows a guy whose second cousin's half-brother went on this ride and got decapitated.
Girl at Cranium Shaker #2 : No way!
Girl at Cranium Shaker #1 : Way.
Cranium Shaker Operator : It's true. I was working the ride that day. The car came down, and his head wasn't in it.