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Dirty little secrets are exposed when five friends become stranded at an abandoned motel haunted by a dark secret of its own.Dirty little secrets are exposed when five friends become stranded at an abandoned motel haunted by a dark secret of its own.Dirty little secrets are exposed when five friends become stranded at an abandoned motel haunted by a dark secret of its own.
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Spencer: Kyle, slow down! She said she was sick.
Kyle: Look, I'm feeling sick too, all right? Now everyone shut the fuck up and let me concentrate!
Rachel: Will you please be careful?
Kyle: Listen, Rachel, we know it's your dad's shitty RV! We've heard it a million fucking times!
Spencer: Well, this should be a fun weekend.
Rachel: No shit.
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No Tell Motel was directed by Brett Donowho. Donowho that is? That's not surprising if this is the kind of lamentable horror dreck he is turning out.
The film sees a group of teens/twenty-somethings spending the night at a derelict motel after they crash their RV, unaware that the place has a dark history and is haunted by a little girl who was run down while petting a rabbit in the middle of the road. In standard horror fashion, the friends begin to die one by one, but not before we discover their dirty little secrets: hit and run, attempted suicide, drug addiction and rape.
Thoroughly unlikeable characters, zero suspense, a rubbish ghost (little girl with face paint), lame deaths, and a nonsensical plot all go to make this movie a pain to sit through. There's not even any decent jump scares or gratuitous nudity to break up the tedium. This is the kind of rubbish I seem to watch only after I've spent the best part of an hour scrolling through equally dire movies on Amazon -- a choice borne of desperation that ultimately reminds me that it's sometimes best not to watch anything at all.
The film sees a group of teens/twenty-somethings spending the night at a derelict motel after they crash their RV, unaware that the place has a dark history and is haunted by a little girl who was run down while petting a rabbit in the middle of the road. In standard horror fashion, the friends begin to die one by one, but not before we discover their dirty little secrets: hit and run, attempted suicide, drug addiction and rape.
Thoroughly unlikeable characters, zero suspense, a rubbish ghost (little girl with face paint), lame deaths, and a nonsensical plot all go to make this movie a pain to sit through. There's not even any decent jump scares or gratuitous nudity to break up the tedium. This is the kind of rubbish I seem to watch only after I've spent the best part of an hour scrolling through equally dire movies on Amazon -- a choice borne of desperation that ultimately reminds me that it's sometimes best not to watch anything at all.
- BA_Harrison
- Apr 24, 2023
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- $3,000,000 (estimated)
- Gross worldwide
- $466,535
- Runtime1 hour 24 minutes
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- 1.85 : 1
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