No Tell Motel

No Tell Motel was directed by Brett Donowho. Donowho that is? That's not surprising if this is the kind of lamentable horror dreck he is turning out.

The film sees a group of teens/twenty-somethings spending the night at a derelict motel after they crash their RV, unaware that the place has a dark history and is haunted by a little girl who was run down while petting a rabbit in the middle of the road. In standard horror fashion, the friends begin to die one by one, but not before we discover their dirty little secrets: hit and run, attempted suicide, drug addiction and rape.

Thoroughly unlikeable characters, zero suspense, a rubbish ghost (little girl with face paint), lame deaths, and a nonsensical plot all go to make this movie a pain to sit through. There's not even any decent jump scares or gratuitous nudity to break up the tedium. This is the kind of rubbish I seem to watch only after I've spent the best part of an hour scrolling through equally dire movies on Amazon -- a choice borne of desperation that ultimately reminds me that it's sometimes best not to watch anything at all.