Bloody Homecoming (2013)

Randi Lamey: Jaclyn Baker

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Quotes 

• Principal Patterson : Well kids, I just don't know what to make of this. Maybe some kind of practical joke.

  Steve Stein : Who would pull a prank like this?

  Principal Patterson : You tell me, Steve, maybe one of the theater students. You guys were responsible for the loss of half the costumes.

  Steve Stein : 3 years ago! You really think some theater geek is still pissed at us after all this time?

  Principal Patterson : Theater students have a flair for being dramatic, don't they?

  Wade Scott : Principal Patterson, I don't think this is funny.

  Principal Patterson : Neither do I, Wade, I'm just not quite sure what to do about it.

  Jaclyn Baker : You can start by calling the cops.

  Principal Patterson : Whoa, Jaclyn, no need to do anything rash. No need to get the police involved. Look, can you think of anyone who might have a reason to do this?

  [no one answers] 

  Principal Patterson : Alright, now until there's a reason to think otherwise, we must assume this is a practical joke. There's no evidence these are actual threats.

• Loren Gregory : I can't believe the school's throwing homecoming in the old gym. Of all the shitty ways to save a penny.

  Cassie Herron : Come on, Loren, just be glad we're finally in high school and can actually go this year.

  Nora Stanley : So it was your lame idea to come to this shit-ass porta-potty of a party?

  Jaclyn Baker : Wasn't it Annie's sophomore boy toy that had this brilliant idea?

• Cassie Herron : Look at us, I miss this. I feel like I haven't seen any of you in ages. Can you actually believe we're seniors?

  Jaclyn Baker : I know, insane, but it's sad at the same time, because we all failed so hard at being friends.

  Loren Gregory : We should make more of an effort to get together, Steve would like that too.

  Cassie Herron : What about Annie? How is she?

  Jaclyn Baker : Oh please, she wouldn't even return your call if you were on your deathbed.

  Loren Gregory : She's the same pretty much up and down.

  Nora Stanley : Yeah and I imagine the remarkable return of homecoming has really helped her healing process.

  Jaclyn Baker : Well I don't blame her, I mean I've been a ball of nerves myself too. I even puked before school this morning.

• Loren Gregory : [finds a bloody note in her locker]  Jesus! What the hell?

  Jaclyn Baker : Happy Homecoming?

  Cassie Herron : Major creepage, I didn't realize Steve was so morbidly romantic.

  Nora Stanley : [holds up a matching note from her own locker]  He's not.

  [the others run to their lockers to find more notes] 

• Jaclyn Baker : [after Principal Patterson blows off their threatening notes]  What an asshole, so what now?

  Cassie Herron : You guys, I'm totally freaking out now, I mean do you really think we're safe here?

  Wade Scott : Of course we're safe here, Cassie, I mean safety in numbers, right?

  Jaclyn Baker : Well I know I'll feel a lot safer if my man is patrolling the dance floor tonight.

  Wade Scott : Patterson said not to call the police.

  Jaclyn Baker : Look, if I want to call my man, I will.

  Nora Stanley : But wait, what about Annie?

  Robby : It's kind of weird she didn't get a note.

• Nora Stanley : I swear one of these days I'm gonna beat Cheryl's ass.

  Jaclyn Baker : I want a front row seat.

• Cassie Herron : [Loren and Annie return to the party]  Loren, truth or dare?

  Loren Gregory : Dare, Billy's a major prick.

  Steve Stein : [everyone sees Annie's disheveled state]  Holy shit, what happened in there?

  Jaclyn Baker : Are you guys okay?

• Loren Gregory : Hey, what're you doing tonight?

  Jaclyn Baker : Karl's off in a few so I'll probably just head over to the station.

  Steve Stein : Surprise surprise.

  Jaclyn Baker : Oh come on, it's not like you two aren't up each other's butts 24/7 too, okay?

  Steve Stein : Vulgar, true, but vulgar.

  Loren Gregory : So is Karl coming to the dance tomorrow night?

  Jaclyn Baker : Are you kidding me? He wouldn't be caught dead back in this place, I mean plus he's on duty.

• Steve Stein : Well we're gonna have to cheers to something.

  Wade Scott : How about to old friends?

  Cassie Herron : And new beginnings.

  Jaclyn Baker : To our last homecoming.

  Loren Gregory : And surviving the night.

  [clink glasses] 

• Steve Stein : So why'd you look so spooked when you got to class?

  Loren Gregory : Oh, nothing, Fred startled me.

  Jaclyn Baker : Ew, that pervy janitor?

  Nora Stanley : Custodial engineer.

  Steve Stein : Wait, did he touch you?

  Loren Gregory : No, Steve, he just startled me.

  Jaclyn Baker : Steve, don't be a hater, Fred's a goodie-goodie.

  Steve Stein : What do you mean?

  Nora Stanley : Apparently he's a volunteer firefighter on the weekends? I saw his getup in the janitorial closet.

  Steve Stein : What were you doing in the custodian closet?

  Nora Stanley : Oh I was doing, Robby, in there, while you dweebs were hall decorating.

• Cheryl : [as Cassie's about to be crowned]  Time to crown the biggest whore.

  Jaclyn Baker : Cheryl, you weren't even *nominated*.

  [Cheryl glares at her] 

  Jaclyn Baker : Oh go ahead, girlfriend, 'cuz after the day I've had, I would *love* for somebody to throw the first punch.

• Jaclyn Baker : Hey, I think I know who put those letters in our lockers.

  Loren Gregory : Who?

  [Jaclyn nods to Mathis] 

  Loren Gregory : Really?

  Jaclyn Baker : I know he did, he's still pissed at us about Billy, Karl told me.

  Steve Stein : But how would he have gotten into our lockers?

  Jaclyn Baker : I don't know, but he gets to school early for extra football practice, so he has time to do it.

  Loren Gregory : It makes sense.

• Jaclyn Baker : Hey, I'm headed over to the field now, can you come meet me there?

  Karl Clements : I can't right now, I'm working.

  Jaclyn Baker : You told me you were patrolling the school grounds tonight.

  Karl Clements : And I am, but our sheriff is MIA at the moment, so I've got some other things that I need to get done first.

  Jaclyn Baker : So what? You're just gonna have me walk through that parking lot all by myself in the dark after Annie not showing up today and those creepy notes in our lockers?