- Hamida: If I tell you that we met tuesday morning and we got married thursday night, I already know what you're going to tell me, I would say the same. But I swear that this is not a wedding for entering Spain. No, because I swear that I had never seen in my life someone do such beautiful things for a girl. He made a fool of himself in front of my entire family... in several different ways. He got on a dinghy. Look, if you had asked me three days ago, I would have said yes, yes, that it was a wedding for the papers. But you're asking me today... And today I tell you that I want to be with him... Oh, and he doesn't have a foreskin.
- Carmen: Who is going to believe that a right-wing man like José María could have a Moorish daughter?
- Tío Hamida: And finally and the most important, no matter how much they insist, never make a paella.
- Yashir, Abdel: Not paella!
- Tío Hamida: If you prepare it and it doesn't turn out well, they expel you from the country forever.
- Guillermo: Let's keep calm, huh? Calm and tranquility.
- Hombre Carretera 1: [in Arabic] Hi, do you need anything?
- Guillermo: Do not kill me! No!
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- Guillermo: [rehearsing his condolences] I'm very sorry, Begoña... I'm very sorry, Begoña. Very much, ah, very much, too much... I'm very sorry, Begoña. I share your sentiment... Begoña, how are you? How are you? Are you ok? How is it going to be?... Hey, Begoña, you know that, above all, above all things, You have a friend here, okay?... Yeah. How are you?... I'm very sorry, Begoña.