Jean-Claude Van Damme credited as playing...
Storm
- Lisa: There's a time to be nice and then there's also a time when you have to say enough is enough, and stick your foot so far up a prick like Phil's ass that he chokes on your fucking shoelaces. And I think now is one of those times.
- [dramatic pause]
- Storm: I do, too.
- Lisa: How did you...?
- Storm: Listen Chris, there's a time to play nice, and there also comes a time when you have to say enough is enough, and stick your foot so far a prick like Phil's ass that he chokes on your own fucking shoelaces.
- Lisa: That is literally exactly what I just said.
- Storm: No, I just tweaked it a little bit.
- Lisa: No. Word for word.
- Storm: I had my own little spin, okay?
- Storm: I am a military man. Navy Seals, Special Forces, you name it. I've seen men die, I've made men cry. I will offer you the most intense wilderness experience allowed by law. We'll fly off to an island where it will be you and me versus nature! I will teach you negotiation, teamwork, leadership and if we're not too careful we may have a little fun.