Feeding Mr. Baldwin (2013)

Dalton Leeb: Drew

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• Lance Bryant : Don't let Mr. Baldwin get down there by the horse stables. He gets to digging, it'll be a horrible mess.

  Drew : So. you got horses? That's fantastic. I've never actually seen a horse live and in person before. I've always wanted to...

  Lance Bryant : Stables! You hear me say anything about owning a damn horse?

• Agent Granger : How's the old saying go? A good friend will help you move. A great friend will help you move a...

  Drew : ...a body.

  Agent Granger : Exactly.

• Drew : Human trafficking?

  Agent Granger : Yeah. And not your run of the mill, hop in the pick-up, over the border bullshit either. I can't get into details but I'm gonna tell you this- it's a global trafficking organization that specializes in sexual exploitation. Are you familiar with sex slavery?

  Drew : Like mail order brides?

  Agent Granger : No. I don't mean mail order brides. Mail order brides enter that suff by choice. Companies like Foreign Flames dot com. They're actually sanctioned. They got sponsors. They got a website. A webmaster. I'm talking about women, children, and men. Men like you and me. Having sex. Against our free will. You and I in a room performing Caesar salad on the side. Add the chicken, if you know what I mean. That's a position. It's an illicit position that's very common now and has been since 1997.

  Drew : No way. Not Lance. He's a pillar of the community. He made the 40 under 40 list. Twice.

  Agent Granger : 5th grade, merit badge. 9th grade? I put a salamander into a microwave oven. People change.

• Drew : He's not just some big shot. Lance Bryant happens to be one of the store's biggest customers. The place wouldn't exist without him. And he's also one of the most successful guys in town. He made the 40 under 40 list. Twice.

• Lance Bryant : In summation, if those little bitches come calling and asking for handouts while you're here house sitting... you have the green light... to use THIS on their asses.

  Drew : Uh... We're still talking about girl scouts, right?

  Lance Bryant : Now, this may be air-powered, but let me tell ya something. This can put a hole the size of a grapefruit, through a squirrel, from ninety-yards away.

• Drew : We usually chit-chat while I load things into his car.

  Kamal : Chit-chat? Jesus!

  Drew : Well. it's longer than a chit-chat. It's like, conversations... we talk.

  Kamal : Jesus, man. It's a chit-chat. It's a chit-chat. You chit-chat with this guy and you don't know him!