- 'Troubled Joe': So young and so sad. It's such a shame when you have such a pretty smile.
- Cleo: Pretty girls make graves.
- 'Troubled Joe': That's what the man says.
- Full Metal Mickey: "This Charming Man"? Are you kidding me? Who the hell writes a song called "This Charming Man"? God, I hate The Smiths! This depressive haircut bullshit!
- Dean: Just play it!
- Full Metal Mickey: Alright, I am.
- [the song starts to play]
- Full Metal Mickey: Who's the guitar player?
- Dean: Johnny fuckin' Marr.
- Sheila: We had sex once. And then he discovered The Smiths, and it was all no meat, no sex. And I get it. Morrissey's celibate. But God damn it, I'm horny.
- Cleo: It's those obstacles that only you can see for yourself and the horrible burden of time crushing me.
- Cleo: Nobody's family is perfect. I bet you if you look into her medicine cabinet, she's hooked on diet pills, just like my mom.
- Full Metal Mickey: Relax, have a smoke, have a toke, You might find it actually starts to grow on you.