S1.E1 ∙ Ninja BegininatorThu, Feb 16, 2012Gordon enlists Brandon Lee to retrieve a sacred ninja artifact from a notorious band of cheese smugglers.Rate
S1.E2 ∙ Ninja GodfatherThu, Feb 23, 2012Gordon receives a ninja challenge while Richard Harrison infiltrates the mafia.Rate
S1.E3 ∙ Citizen NinjaThu, Mar 1, 2012Gordon tells his wife how he became a ninja, back when he was played by Orson Welles.Rate
S1.E4 ∙ 'N' is for NinjaWed, Mar 7, 2012Encyclopedia salesmen are invading Canada, and Gordon has real problems.Rate
S1.E5 ∙ Ninja VirusThu, Mar 15, 2012The Evil Ninja Empire incubates a zombie virus in John Travolta.Rate
S1.E6 ∙ Space Ninja in SpaceThu, Mar 22, 2012Gordon travels to space to acquire an Avian Ninja Warrior from a space antique dealer. It's "Star Odyssey"... with ninjas!Rate
S1.E7 ∙ Ninja ExorcistThu, Mar 29, 2012Sonny Chiba, Catholic kung fu Exorcist, helps Gordon find the Avian Ninja Warriors.Rate
S1.E8 ∙ Ninja DeliveryThu, Apr 12, 2012Gordon awaits the outcome of Charles Bronson's urgent ninja mission. To the post office.Rate
S1.E9 ∙ Night of the NinjaThu, Apr 19, 2012It's that ultimate ninja horror classic, "Night of the Living Dog".Rate
S1.E10 ∙ Fists of NinjaThu, Apr 26, 2012Ninja vs. Ninja, Ninja vs. Dinosaurs, and Ninja vs. real live Tiger.Rate