- Blacktrick: My name's Blacktrick, and I'm here to purge the land of the poisonous venom that has infected my people.
- High Priestess Lisseth: So, back again, just in time for our erotic dance of snake worship? I'm sure that's no coincidence. Like what you see? Then come to our side. We have central air. And orgies. You like the way that sounds, Blacktrick. Don't you? Don't you?
- High Priestess Lisseth: Town whore? Oh, you really belong on our side. They're Catholic. You die, you go to Hell. We're snake worshippers. That's fucking awesome. We have lots and lots of sex, drink blood. Then we die and... I guess we have more sex. In another dimension, or something.
- Town Whore: So I hear we're about to be devoured by Satanic snakes. Or something. Anybody wanna get fucked before that happens? I'm running a snake invasion special!