Snatched

An obvious warning sign: Contract star Kaylani Lei was nominated for an award for this vehicle for Wicked, so of course she has a nothing role. The payola was always a factor when it comes to major porn studios and the phony industry accolades.

It's a lesser title from writer/director Stormy Daniels, who also inserts herself as th bad guy in the cast. She runs a Chop Shop with Derrick Pierce in charge, and with the unfunny and just irritating team of car thieves Brendon Miller and Tommy Pistol constantly dragging the film down working for her.

Miller and Pistol accidentally kidnap Kaylani, sending the movie into the corniest of cliches as KL ends up siding with her captors against her sleazy but wealthy husband Tommy Gunn.

A couple of phony plot twists turn the tables on Stormy just in time for a forced happy ending. Kaylani has sex and a bit of slapstick but her character is poorly written by Stormy. Pistol is terrible as usual, and Miller as a romantic lead is only there via nepotism -as Stormy's real-life main squeeze.