Rio 2 (2014)
Jemaine Clement: Nigel
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Quotes
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Nigel : We'll attack at the midnight hour. Because it's more evil.
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Nigel : [planning on how to kill Blu] Instead of chasing that bird all over the jungle, we let him come to us, at the Carnival show. I'll mesmerize them from the stage, while in the audience, you, my little Gabi...
[he strokes Gabi using the porcupine's spike, making her purr]
Nigel : You'll be my petite weapon of mass destruction. It will be a performance to die for.
[laughs evilly but Gabi laughs even more evilly until she stops]
Nigel : It only works when I do it.
Gabi : Okay. Love ya.
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Gabi : I can't think of anything more romantic than poisoning passengers on a moonlight cruise.
[begins to draw a drop of poison]
Nigel : Stop.
[Gabi stops to draw a drop of poison]
Nigel : That one is mine.
[starts to get closer to Blu with his claws in attack position]
Nigel : Twinkle, twinkle, little Blu. How I wondered, where are you? Up above the world so high, are you ready to die?
Blu : [babbles in his sleep] You need a breath mint.
Nigel : Even in sleep, you mock me.
[Charlie has a bottle stuck and Nigel is about to attack Blu, when Charlie activates the boat's horn, causing everyone to wake up including Blu's family]
Gabi : Wait for me!
[jumps out of the boat]
Gabi : Don't leave me!
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Bia : That frog is not poisonous.
Gabi : What?
Nigel : We're not dead?
Bia : It's a very common mistake. But she's a harmless pseudo-dendrobates. You can tell by the pink spots.
Gabi : But my parents always told me I was poisonous and shouldn't touch anyone.
Carla : You just had really mean parents.
Gabi : Oh, wow. So now... we can be together!
[she starts to kiss Nigel and he tries to attacks Blu and Jewel's family but Gabi pulls Nigel]
Gabi : Nigel! Nigel-Wigel-Wiggelpuss!
Nigel : No!
[Blu and Jewel's family fly away]
Nigel : Somebody, help me!
Gabi : I'm going to never let you go.
[Gabi continues pulling Nigel]
Nigel : I'm sorry, I'll be nicer. No!
Gabi : Never gonna let you go!
Nigel : No, Charlie!
[Charlie retires as Charles Chaplin]
Nigel : Charlie! This is unnatural!
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Bia : We're almost there, right?
Blu : Hey guys, wait up.
Rafael : Come on, Blu.
Blu : Remember, birds of a... Never mind.
[Nigel, Charlie and Gabi are attached to the boat with Charlie's tongue on a float]
Nigel : They're getting away!
[hits Charlie]
Nigel : Wake up, you insect-eating idiot. Follow them.
[Charlie uses his tongue like a motor boat]
Nigel : Better. Now go ten times faster.
[Big Boss's boat passes and the lifebuoy moves with the current]
Nigel : River hogs!
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[Blu takes the explosives and flies high with the bomb so it doesn't explode in the jungle and Nigel hooks onto the bomb]
Blu : What? What are you doing? Let go! Save yourself! Come on, let go!
Nigel : Never!
Blu : Are you crazy? You'll bring both us down! Fly!
[Nigel grabs Blu in the air and they both fall]
Nigel : Déjá vu, Blu.
Blu : Nigel!
[the bomb explodes]
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Rafael : Blu, Blu, Blu! Calm down.
Blu : Calm down? We had a plan. Help Linda and Tulio find the flock and get home. But when I mentioned it to her she completely shut me down.
[Rafael, Nico and Pedro look at Blu confused]
Blu : And her father? A total nut job. He's got this weird thing about humans.
Eduardo : [Now from Eduardo's perspective] He's got this weird thing about humans! He loves them. He's a pet!
Roberto : [Roberto spits out the Brazil nut] A pet?
Blu : [Returning Blu's perspective] He called me a pet. I can't believe he used the P word to my face. It's like he thinks I'm the enemy or something.
Eduardo : [Returning Eduardo's perspective] He's not one of us, Roberto. Keep an eye on him.
Blu : [Returning Blu's perspective] And that Roberto? He is always watching. He is always hovering around Jewel. He is always singing something. I can't compete with that.
Pedro : You gotta bird up, bird! You gotta emancipate yourself from domestication.
Nico : Try to see this place trough her eyes. Taste the flavors she's tasting.
Blu : So I should eat a bug?
Pedro : That's just nasty, thinking about it.
Nigel : [Nigel dressed as Bob appears] Glitter. Where is my glitter?
Blu : [Nigel doesn't realize Blu is in front of him] I'm sorry. Sorry.
Nigel : I don't want apologies. I want glitter
[Nigel, Charlie and Gabi retires of the zone]
Nigel : Gllitter it's absolutely essential for a magical presentation.
Gabi : [Gabi realize Blu is in front of Nigel and tries to advice] Uh, Nigel.
Carla : [Carla appears] Guys! Rehearsals, big day tomorrow. Ring a bell? Come on. You're coming, right, Dad?
Blu : Oh, yeah, of course.
Pedro : That girl put the business in show business.
Rafael : Blu, remember...
Blu : I know, I know. Happy wife, happy life.
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[Blu and Nigel are unconscious due to the explosion, however they are tied to some vines and scream at the same time]
Nigel : You.
Blu : Oh, oh.
Nigel : You will pay a painful price for your pestilence!
[Nigel starts to attack Blu]
Blu : Hey, stop that! Get off me!
Nigel : [Nigel continues attacking Blu] A flurry of furious feathers in your face!
Blu : You don't have to do this!
[Blu tries to defend himself from Nigel's attacks]
Nigel : No, I just want to.
Blu : Hey, stop! Stop!
[Gabi and Charlie arrived at the area where Blu and Nigel are fighting with the porcupine quill covered with Gabi's poison]
Gabi : Oh, my goodness. Charlie! This is it. This is it!
[Gabi asks Charlie to give the porcupine quill covered with Gabi's poison to kill Blu]
Gabi : Steady. Steady.
Nigel : Slap fight!
Gabi : Shoot! Shoot!
[Charlie shoots the porcupine quill covered with Gabi's poison to kill Blu but the porcupine ends up giving Nigel and Blu using his peak and flies away]
Gabi : Nigel!
Nigel : Is this the end? I was too young... too beautiful to live.
[Jewel, Carla, Bia and Tiago hugging to Blu]
Carla : Bob?
Pedro : Hold up! That ain't Bob.
Rafael : I told you I knew him from somewhere.
Nigel : My final curtain call. And it's standing room only. Goodbye.
[Nigel throws himself into the void]
Gabi : No!
[Gabi runs behind him crying and anguished by what she did]
Gabi : No! What have I done? If I cannot liveth with thee... then I shall not liveth at all.
[Gabi commits suicide by tasting a drop of her poison, but not before singing like an opera singer until she faints and dies. The tribe starts clapping]