- Jacob: You boys have fun. I'm going to, uh, eat this in my room, which is ten feet that way - behind those thin walls, in case anybody needs me.
- Philip: Hey. Sorry about your birthday thing the other night. Here.
- Doug: What does it mean that every person I know got me wine for my birthday?
- Philip: You're an alcoholic?
- Doug: I'm not an alcoholic.
- Philip: Do you drink at home alone?
- Doug: Yeah, sometimes.
- Philip: Classic signs of an alcoholic.
- Doug: Oh, but wait, I live alone, so of course I drink alone.
- Philip: First step is the hardest.
- Doug: Apparently the only steps I need are the ones leadin' right to the local liquor store.
- Philip: Them's the spirits!
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