Sir Colonel Walter S Houghington III, world-renowned hero/memoirist, is moments away from a rather gruesome death at the hands of the perilous Pearl Thieves. However, through a mixture of quick thinking and devilish guile, he has lived to tell the tale to the beautiful Miss Abigail Payte. A master storyteller, Houghington weaves an adventurous account that may be too heroic for his own good...
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