Christmas

JP: [Dressed in a Santa Claus hat and fake white beard] Do you know what day it is?

Hamish: Let me think... Yes, I know. Is it the one hundred and twelfth anniversary of the invention of cardboard?

JP: Mm, no.

Hamish: The state opening of parliament?

JP: No.

Hamish: National "No Wanking Day"?

JP: Close, but here's a clue; what am I acting out? "Whoa, ho, ho, ho, ho!"

Hamish: Got it!

JP: Ja?

Hamish: The assassination of Martin Luther King!

JP: No, I'm Father Christmas!

Hamish: No, you're not, you're a featherless spangle blister.