Plot

It is 1997. E-cards are the next big thing in greetings--and a jab at Harvey Schnitzel's craft. Richard Lotion, his boss, wants the company to follow the trend and Harvey protests. When Richard threatens to fire him, Harvey seeks the assistance of two employees of a local wild bird supplies shop rumored to be a front for the mafia. In doing so, Harvey finds that he has more at stake than just his idea of art.—Anonymous

In 1997, nebbish greeting card designer Harvey Schnitzel does not want to make the switch to e-cards. When his boss threatens to fire him and then threatens to steal the woman of his dreams, Harvey attempts to hire a hitman through a local bird supplies shop.