A Birthday to Remember

Massage porn is becoming quite stale, especially with the stupid sort of set-up "stories" presented here, that make the European approach of no dialogue/no story seem preferable.

Title scene has beautiful blonde Maria Kazi arriving at the massage parlor with a gift certificate on her birthday, an ably serviced by masseuse Nicole Aria. It's a sensual but standard issue XXX rubdown vignette.

Too many tattoos spoil a scene titled "Honoring Her Legacy", a pompous title for a yawner of a scene where flat-chested Lydia Black brings her friend Charlotte Sins to an unused facility where her mom once ran a massage parlor. They wonder if it's worth reopening and practice rubdowns on each other. Lydia's body covered with ink is very unattractive, making this scene probably of interest only to Joanna Angel's tattoo-lovin' fans.

Remaining segment "Inclined to Help" has its title taken from masseuse Spencer Bradley practicing use of a bolster in her profession, namely to raise the customer's ass up in the air for fondling. Actual scene does not emphasize this, just the usual sex with a customer, namely Maddy May.

Two of these scenes are shot on a distinctively crummy set of a white-painted brick wall room, which when not decorated as a salon is also used as a bathroom set. It's way too frequent use by Adult Time underscores the carelssness of this content.