Harry Shearer credited as playing...
Lenny Leonard • Ned Flanders • Timothy Lovejoy, Jr. • Charles Montgomery Burns • Seymour Skinner • Otto Mann • Kent Brockman • Kang • Dr. Julius Hibbert • Waylon Smithers • Fruit Bat Man • Herman • Jasper • Rainier Wolfcastle • McBain • Scratchy Mascot • Legs • Eddie • Judge Roy Snyder • Sanjay • Dewey Largo
- Krusty the Clown: All right, I finished your dumb ride. Up you go.
- Carl Carlson: Oh, I never ride Viking Boats. Not with my stomach. I just wanted to make you build one.
- Krusty the Clown: I said, GET ON THE BOAT.
- Lenny Leonard: Are you aiming a gun at us?
- Krusty the Clown: I sure am. And I'm prepared to use it. Maybe even make jokes about it. Or the organization that lobbies on behalf of it.
- Carl Carlson: Look, shoot us if you want. But don't make a joke at the NRA's expense. They can't take it, and I don't want to listen to their whining.
- Krusty the Clown: Yeah, you'd think people with guns would have a thicker skin. But you're still getting on that boat.
- Chief Wiggum: I'd like to purchase this AK-47, please. Will you need to run a background check on me?
- Herman: Of course not. That would infringe on your Constitutional right to never be inconvenienced - even in the tiniest, most reasonable way - when guns are involved.
- Herman: It's all part of "Gun Buyers Are To Be Hailed As Our Worthiest Heroes" Act of 2013... sponsored by the NRA.
- Chief Wiggum: Great! The ready availability of guns to the public makes my job as a cop safer AND easier.