After I caught a string of positive reviews in direct competition with folks saying this is awful, I had to find out which group was full of crap. My money was on those saying 'Live Nude Girls' was a good time, fun with a decent story. Within 40 mins all I had was a gang of boring / annoying characters, cringe humor in a dismal tale that wouldn't keep your focus if it wasn't for nudity. This is not worth your time. Period.
Shane (Mike Hatton) inherits an LA strip club from his deceased uncle and makes the cross country journey with loser friend Tommy (Har Mar Superstar) to run it. He's shocked to find it failing with a drugged out manager (Dave Foley) at the helm. Add in wacky clientele, employees including horny strippers, a perfunctory romance in cocktail waitress Christina (Annamarie Pazmino) and revenge via scorned ex-dancer Boots (Tera Patrick). Her ploy to get the club closed unless the boys can settle a debt in seven days.
Tommy when he's not being an idiot offering little help to his friend finds the time to film the journey documentary style that offers up a bunch of convos that are nothing short of painful. Loose strands seem to indicate this is taking place during the 80's and oh the club goes from barely afloat, unpopular to packed and raking in the cash with the most miniscule of explanation. Newest young lady Chloe (Bree Olsen) who came for a waitress job turns stripper and revolutionizes the game? Invents pole dancing? Okkkkkk.
Large parts of 'Live Nude Girls' feel ad-libbed from people who think what they're creating is funny. Likely made in a couple of days on the cheap during daylight hours at a real strip club everything looks fine visually, but it's an exercise in mild titillation at best. Big boobs, few juicy shots of asses in your face. That gets it one star and Tera Patrick still looking great at 38 years old (when this was made) get it another, but that's all she wrote.