After I caught a string of positive reviews competing with folks saying this is awful, I had to find out which group was full of crap. My money was on those saying 'Live Nude Girls' was a good time. A gang of boring or annoying people, cringe humor in a dismal tale that wouldn't keep your focus if it wasn't for nudity.
Shane (Mike Hatton) inherits an LA strip club from his deceased uncle and makes the cross country journey with loser friend Tommy (Har Mar Superstar) to run it. He's shocked to find it failing with a drugged out manager (Dave Foley) at the helm. Add in wacky clientele, employees including horny strippers, a perfunctory romance in cocktail waitress Christina (Annamarie Pazmino) and revenge plot via scorned ex-dancer Boots (Tera Patrick). Her ploy to get the club closed unless the boys can settle a debt in seven days.
Tommy when he's not being an idiot offers little help to his friend, but finds time to film documentary style a bunch of conversations nothing short of painful. Loose strands indicate this is taking place during the 80's and oh the club goes from barely afloat to raking in the cash at the snap of the fingers. Newest lady Chloe (Bree Olsen) turns stripper then revolutionizes the game and invents pole dancing. Right ...
Large parts of 'Live Nude Girls' feel ad-libbed from people who think what they're creating is funny. Likely made in a couple of days on the cheap during daylight hours at a real strip club everything looks fine visually, but it's an exercise in mild titillation at best. Big boobs, few juicy shots of asses and Tera Patrick still looking great at 38 years old.
