- Pete Kidder: Why is this happening to me?
- [as Pete wakes up from bed repeating Christmas Day over and over]
- [the boys must double up during Grandpa's visit]
- Pete Kidder: He's not sleeping with me. He wets the bed.
- Dr. Pamela Kidder: Nonsense. He's fine as long as he doesn't drink anything.
- Kenny Kidder: [sipping a drink as he walks past] Hey, bunkmate.
- Pete Kidder: Does everyone get grumpy when they become a grandpa?
- Grandpa: Well, you just don't get grumpy. You gotta work at it. Takes time, like makin' a fine wine. You gotta bottle it up, let it sit for a couple of decades, and then - oh, boy - then you can uncork some vintage grumps, some DOWNTOWN grumps.