Justice League: War (2014 Video)

Christopher Gorham: The Flash, Barry Allen

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Quotes 

• Green Lantern : Flash, my boy. Great to see you. Oh, yeah, and that's Batman.

  The Flash : Batman's real?

  Green Lantern : Yeah, he's over there.

  The Flash : Wait, what? It is a real honor to meet you, sir, Batman. Sir, Batman, sir. Ahem.

  Green Lantern : Don't bother. That guy's a total tool.

  Batman : I followed your efforts in Central City, Flash. You do tight, efficient work.

  Green Lantern : Hey, Barry, you, uh, got a little something on your nose.

• Cyborg : I think what Lantern is saying is that it's time for some teamwork. So let's pull it together.

  Shazam : Yeah, baby, clap it up.

  [Every stares and moves on] 

  The Flash : What's the plan, then?

  Green Lantern : Well, he blasts those beams out of his eyes, right?

  Wonder Woman : It's settled, then. We blind him!

  Green Lantern : That's as good as a plan as any. Yeah, we follow and we stay out of sight. I'll turn on the fireworks to get his attention. Princess, you in striking distance and stab that son of a bitch in the eyes.

  Wonder Woman : Like poor damned Oedipus.

  Shazam : Yeah, what the hot Greek chick said.

  The Flash : And the invasion of monsters raining from the sky, what about them?

  Cyborg : I might be able to send them back where they came from.

  Green Lantern : Good enough for me. Here we go, team. We got this.

• Shazam : I don't know, a team? I've got a lot of responsibilities.

  Wonder Woman : As do I.

  Green Lantern : Well, I have a whole universe to protect, people, so there you go.

  The Flash : Come on, we can do it together.

  Green Lantern : Yeah? Can you fly in space?

  Superman : I can.

  Green Lantern : Not my point. Look, we're not friends. We're not a team.

  The Flash : I don't agree, Hal. I kind of like of being a part of something.

  Green Lantern : Yeah, you would. Listen, this was just a one-time deal, okay?

  Batman : And what if something should happen again?

  Green Lantern : Please, what could possibly happen?

• The Flash : Wait, Batman's REAL?

  Green Lantern : Yeah, he's over there.