Jagoff Massacre

Anyone who's ever visited Pittsburgh PA will be taken aback by the accuracy of the characters and their yinzer accents. The problem here is that I have been involved in several satanic cults in the city and have to say that all of them have been spot on. The idea that local cults are anything but accurate is appalling! Shame on Daniel Boyd and for some reason not listed director Tim Gross (I assume because Boyd's ego is truly immaculate and he wants full credit for this masterpiece) Anyways, great movie. Screw you Martin Scorsese for turning this script down multiple times. The Departed? Really? Apparently this review needs to have 10 lines. You guys ever seen Slumber Party Massacre? Good stuff. I sure do love cats. Prepare for the sequel to this movie. It will ruin you.

There are no words... other than pathetic maybe. ugh. All of the logos that I assume were not "okayed" by the NFL/NHL/iron city/yuengling/etc... all of the pathetic attempts at the accent - so overdone. Even the trash on the McKeesport buses don't speak that poorly. The cuts and transitions from scene to scene or WITHIN the scenes are so awful and choppy. All the Pittsburgh references were so forced it was annoying. The lack of quality on any scene, costume, lighting, sound, effects... Oh and the pathetic attempts of "funny" and the cockiness. Also, why is the director in every other scene when he sucks at acting? How on earth can an adult try to pass this off as a movie? This is worse than an 8th grade English class video. I just don't understand.... If anyone is looking for a copy of "Jagoff Massacre" you can find it in my garbage can.